I liked the part of Hour of the Dragon where Xaltotun tells a squire that he's a fool to wear a serpent round his waist and the the poor guy drops dead with his belt buckle prong embedded in his hand like a snakes fangs. It always seemed slightly plausible to me.
Well, I'm looking forward to it. Arnie will be OK, some 'roids will fill him out and I reckon they'll have plenty of action. That'll do for me, I would go to see it and enjoy it for what it is.
We will never get a faithful version of Conan or Hour of the Dragon and there is nothing that us fans can do about it.