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Barbarian Women (definitely NSFW) Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder...

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 09:58 PM

Why do they look so great? Is it the ears or the leather gloves?
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 03:24 AM

Maybe it's the rubber sword. :D
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 04:05 AM

Ah, the male cosplay fantasy. Always a classic.

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 07:21 AM

View PostKylel Ironclaw said:

Ah, the male cosplay fantasy.

DAMN !! - Why the heck aren't there any hot Valkyries like that at the sword-booths at the Motor-city comic-con ever ?! I'd be happy to catch a ride home with her to the long-hall after battle ! - We always get the little skinny goth-chicks in bad leather-bikinis whose heads bow beneath the weight of their lip piercings & that you can count the ribs on & you feel like taking them to the concession-stand to buy 'em a hotdog & chips haha .
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 12:31 PM

View PostPAINBRUSH, on May 7 2006, 02:21 AM, said:

DAMN !! - Why the heck aren't there any hot Valkyries like that at the sword-booths at the Motor-city comic-con ever ?! I'd be happy to catch a ride home with her to the long-hall after battle ! - We always get the little skinny goth-chicks in bad leather-bikinis whose heads bow beneath the weight of their lip piercings & that you can count the ribs on & you feel like taking them to the concession-stand to buy 'em a hotdog & chips haha .


You need to get down to Columbus for the Origins convention. We get booth babes and cosplay fans that make the posted links look mundane.
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 02:17 PM

LOL, I think in most cases it's the cleavage that keeps our eyes, that and the look that if in a tussle they would be the kind of women who would not cower and wimper but would grab a weapon and lend aid to their man. :)
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 03:14 PM

View PostBorumas, on May 7 2006, 02:17 PM, said:

LOL, I think in most cases it's the cleavage that keeps our eyes, that and the look that if in a tussle they would be the kind of women who would not cower and wimper but would grab a weapon and lend aid to their man. :)


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Posted 08 May 2006 - 05:08 AM

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You need to get down to Columbus for the Origins convention. We get booth babes and cosplay fans that make the posted links look mundane.

I think so ! Not just to gawk at the babes tho haha , I started a few months back re-collecting the old marvel Conans & some Warren-mag rarities . I used to drive down to Columbus every few months to the all ohio reptile conventions to buy snakes & turtles by the dozen & freezerfulls of rabbits for my pythons , haven't been down there in prob. 2 years since I don't have pythons anymore (tho I just got a call 2 days ago about a friend of a relative whose 14-footer has grown to the 'scary' stage & they want me to adopt) - , mebbe I'll plan a long weekend next time there's a comic-con & reptile-con same weekend , the last few Motor-city comic-cons were pretty crappy - maybe the Columbus ones'll be better .
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 06:38 PM

I buy freezerfulls of rabbit for ME! Best damned meat a man can eat.

The 'meat' on display in those pics ain't bad either! :lol:

J/K to all the ladies out there. :P

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 01:03 AM

I say we don't let this thread die:

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 01:33 AM

This is one time I would want ot be the dead guy!

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 02:30 PM

I'm a bit divided on barbarian lassies. I can't stand the ones that just look like glamour models in a chainmail bikini who could barely lift a 5lb sword. I like my barbarian lasses to have a bit of meat on them.

In modern times, my favourite would probably be Lucy Lawless, she really did look like she could rip you to pieces. And, some will doubtless disagree, but I totally fell in love with Smirgut the Fierce in Gladiatress. Although it was hardly Citizen Kane, it's a pretty well-made little historical spoof with a few funny moments. And Fiona Allen looks like Xena on PCP in this. She's the only women I've seen who can pull off a mullet.
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Posted 10 May 2006 - 04:59 PM

View PostKylel Ironclaw, on May 9 2006, 07:03 PM, said:

I say we don't let this thread die:

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Posted 12 May 2006 - 12:51 AM

View PostXaltotun, on May 10 2006, 11:59 AM, said:

View PostKylel Ironclaw, on May 9 2006, 07:03 PM, said:

I say we don't let this thread die:

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A latina Valeria...NOW we're talking! :D


I agree with you their 110 % !

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 01:49 PM

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 03:14 AM

Didn't know they had lipstick in 65 million BC
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Posted 16 May 2006 - 04:05 AM

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 05:39 AM

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 05:49 AM

That Red Sonya looks like a Hyborian party girl! :lol:
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Posted 16 May 2006 - 05:58 AM

View PostAlmuric, on May 16 2006, 05:49 AM, said:

That Red Sonya looks like a Hyborian party girl! :lol:

too skinny for my taste.. wheres the curves

Buxoms ones the other end of the scale.. a bit too.. eh... buxom!!


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