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Conan Motivational Posters Not really for sale, sadly... but this is fun!

#1 User is offline   Thamilon Icon

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 06:17 AM

Okay. Who here has not seen The Motivator yet?

http://flagrantdisre...r/motivator.php

Neat little toy that, with no Photoshop experience needed, lets you create your own mock inspirational posters. Just type in your slogan and a title - select a picture or a weblink... and save.

This has been making the rounds on many other fourms, but I noticed that for all of the things relating to various RPGs that people have been making, nobody has done the Conan RPG.

Sadly, my prefered Conan artsite seems to have closed down... so I couldn't find a truly good picture for this one... but I figure that nothing says gratutious sex and violence like wenches and skulls, even if it IS a little cartoony.

Not Safe For Work (NSFW)

Conan RPG: Where Gratuitous Sex and Violence Is Never Gratuitous!

Probably not work safe, even as a cartoon...

Let us see what we can all make!

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 09:16 AM

How's this?

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Posted ImageCivilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:25 AM

Pretty cool variation of the old boxers taunt " If ya can't piss in the tall grass with the big dogs - stay on the porch "
" You have a good point there,...put your helmet on & no-one will notice it ."
" Look for a long time at what pleases you... and longer still at what pains you "
So THIS is civilization ??!??!......

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~ FUTUE EOS SI NON CONCIPERE IOCULARUM ~

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 07:56 PM

View PostPAINBRUSH, on Sep 11 2006, 05:25 AM, said:

Pretty cool variation of the old boxers taunt " If ya can't piss in the tall grass with the big dogs - stay on the porch "


Very nice.

Oddly, nobody seems to have done this one yet either, that I have seen.

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 07:59 PM

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 08:03 PM

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 08:07 PM

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 09:01 PM

View PostKortoso, on Sep 11 2006, 02:27 PM, said:

Let's see if this works:
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I fear you have to save your picture then upload it to a different server. The site that makes them doesn't save the image permanently, I fear.

Thankfully, free image hosts are plentiful. I used http://imageshack.us/

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 10:27 PM

View PostThamilon, on Sep 11 2006, 01:01 PM, said:

View PostKortoso, on Sep 11 2006, 02:27 PM, said:

Let's see if this works:
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I fear you have to save your picture then upload it to a different server. The site that makes them doesn't save the image permanently, I fear.

Thankfully, free image hosts are plentiful. I used http://imageshack.us/

Nuts. <_<
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:04 PM

Nver one to shirk controversy: ;)

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Post icon  Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:27 PM

Great stuff! I read about these Motivation pics in this months KODT. B)

Here's a couple I came up with real quick:

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Please use the NSFW tag if need be. I found if you save the image to your desktop then upload it to a free service like photobucket.com, it's easy.
"Fool!" roared Kirowan. "Do you think he could take the souls of innocence? That he would not know they were beyond his reach? The girl and the youth he could kill; their souls were not his to take or yours to give. But your black soul is not beyond his reach, and he will have his wage. Look! He is materializing behind you! He is growing out of thin air!"

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Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:57 PM

Before I add mine, how exactly do we link to pictures so that they can be seen on the forum?
How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams...

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 12:54 AM

When you post, you will see an icon showing a little tree. Hit that and a window will open for you to put the URL of your image into.
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 01:19 AM

Gracias. Let's see how they turned out...

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(As we can tell, I'm not getting too serious with this) :P

And another...

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How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams...

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 02:49 AM

View PostKylel Ironclaw, on Sep 11 2006, 08:19 PM, said:

Gracias. Let's see how they turned out...

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(As we can tell, I'm not getting too serious with this) :P

And another...

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haha! i love those! gotta love those redheads.

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 03:20 AM

This is the last one I'll do for awhile (I can go on and on, but I don't want to inundate the board and not give someone else a chance. Besides, I probably "peaked" with the Red Sonhja one, anyway). However, I couldn't avoid everyone's favorite line.

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How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams...

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 05:56 PM

Thought I'd do a Lovecraftian one:

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Robert E. Howard, 1906 - 2006

Sword & Sorcery! Posted Image Posted Image Historical Fiction!
Horror! Posted Image Posted Image Westerns!
Boxing! Posted Image Posted Image Conan!

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 07:06 PM

Can't let this thread die just yet... :)

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 05:18 PM

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The Snowhawk Clan are traitorous dogs, who play AoC for epeen and leetboi status, and have lost all pretense of roleplay and adherence to lore...

One should die proudly
when it is no longer possible to live proudly.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 08:55 PM

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BTW, where are you guys getting all those great Conan art peices?
"There is always a way, if the desire be coupled with courage."

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