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Who's Bran Mak Morn? What's The Deal With Him?

#1 User is offline   Big Bob Icon

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:53 AM

Can he stand up to Conan? :P :P :P

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 10:44 AM

View PostBig Bob, on Nov 28 2006, 10:53 PM, said:

Can he stand up to Conan? :P :P :P



I doubt it...but he's still a bad MoFo

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Posted 14 January 2007 - 07:09 PM

he's not as hard as Conan. He's a grimmer more thoughtful character, i wish there were more stories featuring Bran Mak Morn as i find the REH tales intriguing.

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Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:02 AM

Everytime I read the title to this thread I think of some mafioso boss yelling:

'Hey! What's the **cking deal with this Mak Morn fella? huh? What's the $ucking deal with Morn? Anybody?!

Ahhh Forgetaboutit!!!



It's crazy. :D
"Fool!" roared Kirowan. "Do you think he could take the souls of innocence? That he would not know they were beyond his reach? The girl and the youth he could kill; their souls were not his to take or yours to give. But your black soul is not beyond his reach, and he will have his wage. Look! He is materializing behind you! He is growing out of thin air!"

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Posted 19 January 2007 - 07:32 AM

The sweet, unforgettable legacy of "Big Bob". :tear:




BTW Strom: that "search engine" line is COOL (seriously).
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Posted 19 January 2007 - 06:41 PM

View PostStrom, on Jan 19 2007, 03:02 AM, said:

Everytime I read the title to this thread I think of some mafioso boss yelling:

'Hey! What's the **cking deal with this Mak Morn fella? huh? What's the $ucking deal with Morn? Anybody?!

Ahhh Forgetaboutit!!!

:lol: It's got possibilities. How about we get Martin Scorsese to direct the BMM movie?
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Posted 20 January 2007 - 03:01 AM

View Postdeuce, on Jan 19 2007, 01:32 AM, said:

The sweet, unforgettable legacy of "Big Bob". :tear:




BTW Strom: that "search engine" line is COOL (seriously).
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Thanks deuce - I hope members try the search feature more - it is a great tool for finding topics and info quickly.

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It's got possibilities. How about we get Martin Scorsese to direct the BMM movie?


:D - thanks Mikey C - we must share the same type of funny bone. It cracks me up. :D
"Fool!" roared Kirowan. "Do you think he could take the souls of innocence? That he would not know they were beyond his reach? The girl and the youth he could kill; their souls were not his to take or yours to give. But your black soul is not beyond his reach, and he will have his wage. Look! He is materializing behind you! He is growing out of thin air!"

------------The Haunter of the Ring - Robert E. Howard --------------

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[quote]How about we get Martin Scorsese to direct the BMM movie?

If Martin Scorsese Directed the film, then he would cast Leonardo DiCaprio as Bran! Shoot Me now! Titanic is my all time most hated movie. Why can't James Cameron direct a cool movie again? Maybe he could make Bran Mak Morn! No, bad Idea. And this is why:

PICT: "Sir, we just defeated an army of Romans!"

Bran ascends to the top of the hill and outstretches his hands. He yells to the battlefield:
BRAN:"I'm King of the World!"

Then Cameron would think, "hm, this Bran character is like Conan. Conan was played by Arnold, and Arnold played the Terminator in my movie!"So he would put in one liners like this:

BRAN, to a girl he met:(Cameron would inject romance into the film. :( ) "My people are dying. Come with me if you want to breed."

Another example:

ROMAN, to BRAN: "Why isn't this man dying? Man, what makes you Die? I dare say that this cold steel will kill thee. And if not, then I'll just have to guess. Bran, will the touch of a broadsword kill thee?"

BRAN: "No, Its not a tumor!"

Who I want to direct: Peter Jackson. The way he handles action is amazing.

Thanks Mikey C and Rusty Burke for the Bran Pastiche tips.
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