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#1 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 01:42 AM

'The huge molten demon blazing all over with unholy flames loomed high above the shaking big barbarian.
conan ( co ) was stood shivering with fear and cowed with his hands behind his broad back.
as the massive balrog stooped down + opened its huge maw to laugh in his face -
SUDDENLY co threw a big helm from his hands + right down the lava-pipe throat !
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the big frost giant's helm was filled with magic ICE from the secret temple of Ymir, deep under the snow devil glacier.
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demon fire + magic ice do not mix - - -
so as co ran for cover -
the steaming balrog EXPLODED in a spectacular volcanic firework display that made gandalf's effort in the shire seem like a mere sparkler !
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co then collected up all the pieces + made a fortune selling them to the wizards of hyboria - - -
( + to the Lor fans in new zealand ?! )
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( i was inspired by 'lair of the ice worm' + the amazing huge balrog in Lor film 1 ! )
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well - how would u kill a balrog ??!
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what's your fave clever method that conan used to kill a big monster ?
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or describe a fictional / fun / what if, fight - like i just did.
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i luv conan + hyboria, + i like L o rings + middle earth.
i'm just trying to entertain all u great conan fans + have some fun .
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so come on all u mighty barbarian typists + join in the fun.
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+ watch out soon for ' conan + the hobbit ' !?
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cold kisses from the high priestess of ymir ? * * *
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#2 TwZtdJuGGalo

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 03:42 AM

Glad to see you here, keep the posts coming, you are always a breath of fresh air! Salutes from a crazy neckcutta!
"Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content."   REH, 'Queen of the Black Coast'

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 04:37 AM

:D - thanks for the warm welcome tw- !
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i always enjoy your posts too !
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c u later -
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fresh kisses from a Sorcerous princess * * *

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 06:30 AM

My pleasure. Always have enjoyed your spirited prose and verse, you've got talent, no doubt about it! Keep the Hellfires burning!
"Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content."   REH, 'Queen of the Black Coast'

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 01:49 PM

Welcome Sorceress! :D

Glad to see that you have decided to come and join our warband. :)
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And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 09 November 2003 - 05:48 PM

I think the Hellfires burn pretty well on their own...nice, cozy, flames from natural gas, if I'm not mistaken.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 06:27 AM

I think the Hellfires burn pretty well on their own...nice, cozy, flames from natural gas, if I'm not mistaken.

I resemble that statement!
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
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