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Started by Buxom Sorceress, Sep 13 2008 05:01 AM

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#4081 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:19 AM

Young guy texting and walking :
" Oh No !
My dark Stalker is now fully mobile. Repeat... Mobile.
Tell the other Jed-eyes I need urgent help. Now ! "

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#4082 TomByCrom

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:42 AM

Unbeknowest to Red SonYaYa(s), lurking in the planter behind her, is the deadly Norwegian Blue Spitting Cobra (beautiful hoodage!), preparing to spew his uh, venom onto her lovely back. Fortunately for her (and us), her dress appears to be undone in the back. OR IS IT? At the last second, Mr. B.S.Cobra, (pining for the fiords) realizes her tattoo, revealed by the falling garment, reads "I Love, I Slay, and Am Content", and you know what that means...the ill-fated hanging swatch of material is for a certain young Cimmerian to wipe the er, sweat, from his, um, brow. And her back, right? Because it's really hot there. And stuff. :wacko:

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#4083 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:50 AM

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#4084 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 05:02 AM

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#4085 TomByCrom

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 05:23 AM

Wendy West, great great grand niece of Wilda (a.k.a. The Wicked Witch of the) West, prepares to hit the slopes to advertise her "Emerald City" line of ski equipment & "Lollipop Guild" snowsuits. Tagline- "Bring the house down with West skiwear!" *****Disclaimer: no Flying Monkeys were harmed in this advertisement, even though it appears she is about to launch one from her butt***** Munchkins sold seperately!

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#4086 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 05:56 AM

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>[ make sure you view this at its full big size. the details are great. ]

Edited by Buxom Sorceress, 17 March 2012 - 08:06 AM.

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#4087 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 08:04 AM

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#4088 witchfire

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:22 PM

Fus rHo Dha !!!!

"today the blood of battle upon my weapons will never dry
many i'll send into the ground, laughing as they die"

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#4089 Officer Aggro

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 04:53 PM

Next up on the slopes: Rosy Cheeks.

- The illegitimate son of Crom

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#4090 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:07 PM

[ pic ]
Fus rHo Dha !!!!

Please translate that into CLEAR ENGLISH ?
[ I can't figure it out ]

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#4091 Dark Mark

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 10:08 PM

[ pic ]
Fus rHo Dha !!!!
Please translate that into CLEAR ENGLISH ?
[ I can't figure it out ]

It's from the game Elder Scrolls - http://knowyourmeme....emes/fus-ro-dah

Join me in The Mortuary

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#4092 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:47 AM

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DARK MARK : thanks for the quick info.

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#4093 Brule80

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 04:40 PM

" Thanks, Tony,
for all those wonderful tasty breakfast Frosties I been eating since I was 4 years old. "

- " Hey that's ok, sonny me lad.
But now I have to eat you... Grrrrr... "
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[ that is such a beautiful image. I adore Tigers.
Thanks. ]

I Will assume that is photoshopped?

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#4094 Officer Aggro

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 04:49 PM

"I have the keys to my boss' palace. We can sneak in and I'll show you my Rancor."

- The illegitimate son of Crom

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#4095 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 01:27 AM

" What happened to Kermit, you handsome devil, you ? "

- " Er,... he is being questioned by our inquisitor droids, I think.
You enchanting beauty. "

" Ok. I will rescue him later, if I have any energy left..."

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#4096 guilalah

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:11 PM

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#4097 Ironhand

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 02:50 AM

Hey, there's a Vampire Tarantula on your arm ... OK, I killed it...Now what'll you give me?

"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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