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#4101 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:25 PM

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Gargoyle on left :
" Sigh, oh no,
I can't watch them do this again.
I always cry when the wizard gets dragged down."

- " How many times have you been in this scene ? "

" About 57. "

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:31 PM

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:34 PM

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:05 PM

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Teacher, could you point out the island down in the lower left corner?
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 12:24 AM

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"YOU SHALL NOT P-GAAH!! What did you EAT?!"
- The illegitimate son of Crom

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:26 AM

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And if you look at the Straits of Gibralter... I SAID, "If you look at the..."... CLASS! PAY ATTENTION!


'We are paying attention, Miss Braswell."
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 01:53 PM

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too much energy drinks mess up your mind
"today the blood of battle upon my weapons will never dry
many i'll send into the ground, laughing as they die"

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:41 AM

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This Bud's fer (hic) you!
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:57 PM

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?Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 12:48 AM

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"Go back...go forward...now FLY!!"
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 12:49 AM

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Y!
Y!
Y!
Y!

(the M's, C's, and A's couldn't make it)

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 05:38 AM

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Up, up, and awayyyyy...
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:45 AM

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Konan the horse hates his rider...

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:52 AM

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" And this is where we went on our Mythos Research Expedition.
And this is where the ambulance helicopter crash landed.
And this is the ancient caverns where my deformed baby was born... "

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:05 PM

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Here, new substitute mythology teacher Miss Aphroditzy, (forced to take a second job due to the economic downturn), inadvertently reveals to the class the two most likely places the "monstrous kraken" will make an appearance... :o

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:16 PM

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Destitute and homeless, former child star-turned celebrity stalker Dumbo searches for Paris Hilton's bikini thong.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:20 PM

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