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#4161 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:44 AM

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Doctor Von Kat-Shoulder treats another Patient for battle-head-trauma...

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:50 AM

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Mad Monkey Kung-Fu

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

That's wicked how he sets the kid up. :D

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:17 PM

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"Hey, kid. Check out the footnotes at the bottom of this paper.... HAHA, sucker!"
- The illegitimate son of Crom

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 10:37 PM

It needs some Bruce Lee sound effects. ;)

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:45 AM

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The monkey is merely demonstrating Ti Kwon Leep for a young Ed Gruberman.

Edited by Tex, 04 April 2012 - 01:45 AM.


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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:50 AM

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" That's for keeping and teasing me on this short lead out here for hours and hours.
Ya little punk ! "
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[ many thanks. that is one of the best, cleverest, animal clips ever. :D ]

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 02:14 AM

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"Oh no, they say he's got to go

Go go Godzilla, yeah!

Oh no, there goes Tokyo

Go go Godzilla, yeah!"


- The illegitimate son of Crom

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

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"Funny, he looks so much bigger in the movies."

or,

Having found a land of giant people, Godzilla
was quickly accepted among them.

Edited by Kane, 06 April 2012 - 04:24 PM.

"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:51 AM

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With his big claws, Godzilla turned out to be a naturally talented ukelele picker.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:31 PM

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 02:25 AM

Is there some kind of backstory to that?
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 03:16 AM

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I shall play you the song my people.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:55 PM

That's classic. Love it. :)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:58 PM

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I think that's a classic 'Meanwhile, in Japan...'

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:33 AM

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What? The chewing gum monsters are invading the Earth? Don't worry, I'm on it.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:42 AM

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Thak: The Early Years.
"It is more than a mortal sea. Your hands are red with blood and you follow a red sea-path, yet the fault is not wholly with you. Almighty God, when will the reign of blood cease?"

Turlogh shook his head. "Not so long as the race lasts."


--- The Dark Man, by Robert E. Howard





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