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#21 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:55 AM

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" There is my battery room, and here is my toilet."
- " Darth, can you show me your bedroom?"
"Bedroom?... but I NEVER need to sleep ! "
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#22 Spartan198

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:39 PM

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...and you, too, can have abs like this, if you just follow my patented 15-year workout routine.

Disclaimer: Leonidas Fitness, Inc., is not liable for injury sustained as a result of this program, including but not limited to slaughter by invading Persians
"What is good in life?... To crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" -- Conan of Cimmeria

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ~ "Come and take them." -- Leonidas' reply when ordered by the Persian messenger to surrender his weapons before the Battle of the Thermopylae Pass.


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#23 Spartan198

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:40 PM

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Dammit! I told you NOT to light that match!
"What is good in life?... To crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" -- Conan of Cimmeria

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ~ "Come and take them." -- Leonidas' reply when ordered by the Persian messenger to surrender his weapons before the Battle of the Thermopylae Pass.


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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:43 PM

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:52 PM

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Way down inside...you need it....lllllloooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:56 PM

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OOOppps...! :unsure:
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:06 PM

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"On our first date, some wookie started hitting on me, and he choked him without even laying a finger on him. I was really impressed! That was so romantic."

"I thought it was cute how she couldn't actually hit anything she was shooting at."

"He asked me if I'd like to take a ride in his Tie-Fighter. Talk about sweeping a girl off her feet!"

"I like a girl with strong family values. I was really impressed when she introduced me to her sisters...all twenty million of them".

"When he asked me on a second date, I just couldn't resist...literally... I couldn't resist."

"I appreciate a woman who fulfills traditional gender roles. You will do the dishes now".

"I will do the dishes now."

"You're a loyal and faithful girlfriend."

"I'm a loyal and faithful girlfriend."

"...and you will be rewarded."

"...and I will be rewarded."

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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:06 PM

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"New Zeplien album coming soon to the distruction damage zone site near you."

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:24 PM

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"By Crom, this is your final warning! Refer to my do as a Prince Valiant cut one more time, and see what happens! Seriously. I dare you!"
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:52 PM

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To read any sexual symbolism into this would be a phallacy.
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:55 PM

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(In a Mel Brooks voice)
"It's good to be the Dark Sith Lord"
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:59 PM

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"Tomorrow we breakfast in Poughkeepsie!"
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 10:03 PM

And here's one for all of you to add to.

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"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 10:33 PM

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"I told you - wear those pointy slippers and you'll slip and crack your skull!"
- The illegitimate son of Crom

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 11:32 PM

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Oh the humanity!

Sometimes you just can't top the original. :)
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--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 11:48 PM

And here's one for all of you to add to.

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Fun and Games! Pony rides! Finger Painting! Arts and Crafts! A Beatles Cover Band! Acid!

This weekend only! Bring the whole family to...


...The Manson Family Circus!!!!
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--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:13 AM

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"Did I tell you about my other cybernetic implant?"

or

"Let us retire to my hypobaric chamber. I will show you the dark side of the Force."
- The illegitimate son of Crom

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:23 AM

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I can add nothing to make this picture any funnier. :D

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 03:01 AM

And here's one for all of you to add to.
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" I've got to sell 3.5 million of these sodding balloons before I can afford my big breast implants..."
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 03:10 AM

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" Sorry Robin...
I don't know what came over me when you were wearing that Thong..."
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