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#4181 Almuric

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:43 AM

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Go, Monster, Go! The long-lost Elvis-Godzilla movie.
"It is more than a mortal sea. Your hands are red with blood and you follow a red sea-path, yet the fault is not wholly with you. Almighty God, when will the reign of blood cease?"

Turlogh shook his head. "Not so long as the race lasts."


--- The Dark Man, by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 07:48 PM


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Thak: The Early Years.


LOL!

Good one, Almuric!


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Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:58 PM

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" Huh? What's that you say?
Little shape-shifting Aliens masquerading as Chewing Gum ?? "
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[ Thanks for all the new captions and pics, guys.
Great stuff. :D ]

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 11:03 PM

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"Is that the fear of my enemies that I smell? Or did I just step in bear sh--?"
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:47 AM

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"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 10:21 AM

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:48 AM

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>[ Question: Is that Grace Jones' stunt double?
Her/his right arm is still mostly white flesh colour ? ]

AVATARS GALORE
HYBORIAN Limericks + Rhymes
Lots of FUN and serious new RHYMING Hyborian/Fantasy poetry.

"So I took to a life of adventure and daring
leaving most warriors drooling and staring.
After I danced with my exotic flesh baring
I would vanish into the new Sunrise glaring."

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 02:15 AM

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Mr. Rippke, help us from LSDC's carthographic distortions!!! :P

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 09:40 PM

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Belit: "Did my mascara get smudged?"

Conan: "No, but what about mine?"

[ Question: Is that Grace Jones' stunt double?
Her/his right arm is still mostly white flesh colour ? ]


I think that's just her long sleeves.
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 01:11 AM

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Love in the Time of Hyborians.
"It is more than a mortal sea. Your hands are red with blood and you follow a red sea-path, yet the fault is not wholly with you. Almighty God, when will the reign of blood cease?"

Turlogh shook his head. "Not so long as the race lasts."


--- The Dark Man, by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:27 PM

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--- 2 captions ---

" Pretty Boy,
Pretty Boy,
Pretty Pretty Boy ! "
Said the Girl in the voice of an annoying Parrot.

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" Where did you buy those gorgeous long lashes, dear ? "

- " The Sherrif gave them to me. He owns the Big Boots in Nottingham.
This art gallery is not safe. You must get thee back into deepest Sherwood, Robin..."
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:35 PM

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" Come and see my latest masterpiece of My Disguise, Watson. "

** [ sounds of gasps and thud... as Watson faints... ]

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:42 PM

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" I am Zebedee, Lord of the Woods !
Bow down before me you snails and worms... I have to pee on thee..."
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[ my thanks to the comedy stylings of Bill Bailey ]

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