Ok, so, I'm mentally scarred now. Anyone else?
Picture Caption Club - NSFW
Started by Buxom Sorceress, Sep 13 2008 05:01 AM
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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:13 AM
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Posted 01 May 2012 - 06:15 AM
In high school, these were the cool kids
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Posted 01 May 2012 - 09:31 PM
And that's when I bit his ass, your Honor.
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
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Posted 01 May 2012 - 11:30 PM
Dog is thinking :
** Glad I remembered to dip my tail in that pig-poo.
Take... that...
and... that...
you... smug... lazy... very... naughty... puss-faced kitty...**
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 05:57 AM
The Death of a Thousand Wags
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
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"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 07:42 AM
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 10:04 AM
" Oops, my zip has broken open ! "
- " Quick. Use your hat... "
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 04:16 PM
Heads or tails: You're doing it wrong.
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:40 AM
"I am the Swamp Thing."
"No, I am the Swamp Thing!"
"Then I must be The Mother of the Swamp Thing."
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 07:50 PM
"Missed it by THAT much!"
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:07 AM
Gravity.
It's not just a good idea.
It's the Law.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:33 PM
Charles Barkley seriously needs to go on a diet.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:00 PM
Edited by guilalah, 08 May 2012 - 04:26 PM.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:40 PM
Charles Barkley seriously needs to go on a diet.
more like Gnarls Barkley
I woulda kept Thothmekri for awhile. He could come in handy.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:44 PM
When I say "That's not funny." you better not laugh your ass off.
"Hey Babe. Hows about me n' you go find a nice little saloon so papa can get a drink and a smoke."
I woulda kept Thothmekri for awhile. He could come in handy.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 10:38 PM
That really looks like Bender
(that's not a caption obviously!)
"You might offer me a glass of that wine you're swigging"
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 10:58 PM
"Hey baby, why don't we get some cigars and play blackjack?"
"I vanquished Law once, I'll conquer yet again--
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
And force upon Mankind the Freedom he fears--
And dead gods I will again defy?"
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