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#1 Buxom Sorceress

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:01 AM

Welcome to our

~~~ Picture Caption Club ~~~
[ for Various Images & captions fun ]
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>> WARNING: some of the images posted in here may be N.S.F.W. [ Not Safe For Work ].
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BARBARIAN WOMEN ...

http://www.conan.com...?showtopic=2981

is a great and mega-popular topic where we post sexy fantasy FEMALES.
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But 'Picture Caption Club' is for Pictures of ANY genres which you wish to share for our entertainment:
So please post any art or photos [pics] of...
FANTASY
SCIENCE FICTION
HISTORY
...males or females... or aliens/mutants... tanks or spaceships...
[ just some examples - to get you thinking ]

So you can post pics of many different things in here [ BUT please regard the FORUM RULES: so NO politics or religion ! ].

If you can think of a CAPTION for each pic, then please share it with us.
More captions means more fun for us all.
[ BTW. you don't have to post silly pics and fun captions. but any pics posted in here may be lampooned by captions from any members. ]
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While I was searching for pics for the BARBARIAN WOMEN thread I found some great pics which were not appropriate [Off Topic] for that thread.
So now i can post them in here, and we can have fun with captions galore.
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>> BUT please do not post more than 2 or 3 pics in EACH post ?

when there are too many pics in a very long post
it is difficult and tedious to choose and edit [isolate] the 1 pic you want to caption.
sometimes it puts me off replying cause there is so much faffing about [ deleting/editing ] to be done.

[ eg: post #4956 has 10 pics in it ! ]

so make it EASY for us captioneers to reply to 1 pic.
Think before you post. :)
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Here is 1 to get you started:
an unusual twist on the famous barbarian...
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"If you don't let go of my leg...
I will take my mask off !"
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"Why are those glowing numbers counting down on your arm-thing ?"
"Because I can't stand clingy women... AaaarrG ! " Posted Image
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Send us your Captions
then send us some more.
Here be lots of fun
with these Captions galore.
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...Please join in the creative fun...? Posted Image

Edited by Buxom Sorceress, 05 February 2013 - 05:09 AM.


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"So I took to a life of adventure and daring
leaving most warriors drooling and staring.
After I danced with my exotic flesh baring
I would vanish into the new Sunrise glaring."

#2 Angel

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:26 AM

Oh this thread is going to be good! :) I have a few good pictures I could use.. hehehehe

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 06:55 AM

Great idea for a topic, Buxom Sorceress. :)

...I got nothing...I'm drawing a total blank. :blink:
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:09 PM

"But Conan said he would come back for me soon..."
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ANGEL & AMSTERDAMAGED : thanks for your nice and enthusiastic comments. :)
we can have a very wide variety of images and fun in this thread.
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so, who will be the 1st to post a caption, or a pic, or both ?
Please join in the fun ? :)

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:13 PM

Greetings!

"But Conan said he would come back for me soon..."
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ANGEL & AMSTERDAMAGED : thanks for your nice and enthusiastic comments. :)
we can have a very wide variety of images and fun in this thread.
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so, who will be the 1st to post a caption, or a pic, or both ?
Please join in the fun ? :)


"They paying me how much?Right,rent money!" :P


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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:25 PM

"But Conan said he would come back for me soon..."

"They paying me how much?Right,rent money!" :P
Tu

TU : hey thanks for starting the ball rolling !
great caption.
big kisses from me *** :)
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who will be next to make me chuckle? :D

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:25 PM

"But Conan said he would come back for me soon..."
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Much to Sancha's chagrin, pausing to partake of the delicious golden apples turned out to be a really bad idea. :P
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:31 PM

Greetings!


TU : hey thanks for starting the ball rolling !
great caption.
big kisses from me *** :)


Don't threaten me with a good time! :D Eeesshhh,...........


"Do the hills have eyes?"

Tu

Edited by Tu for Kull, 14 September 2008 - 07:32 PM.


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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:44 PM

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Is your teenage daughter on drugs? Look for the warning signs.

loss of interest in family activities
disrespect for family rules
withdrawal from responsibilities
verbally or physically abusive
not coming home on time
not telling you where they are going
constant excuses for behavior
spending a lot of time in their rooms
dramatic change in wardrobe and personal appearance
hanging out with a new, tough crowd

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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:55 PM

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Hmmmm, I could have swore he put that money in here somewhere

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 08:06 PM

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Subhuman mutants: when a mere barbarian just isn't enough!
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 08:30 PM

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"I am one ugly motherfu**er."

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 09:09 PM

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Conan: "Any of you idiots want a piece of me? Come and get it?"
Skull Boy: *lays on the floor half after the fight* "I'll have my re - match you barbarian!"
Conan: "Not talking to you idiot, your done!"

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 09:54 PM

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Conan: "Any of you idiots want a piece of me? Come and get it?"
Skull Boy: *lays on the floor half after the fight* "I'll have my re - match you barbarian!"
Conan: "Not talking to you idiot, your done!"

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I'm a little wounded, but I am not slain; I will lay me down for to bleed a while, Then I'll rise and fight with you again


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Posted 14 September 2008 - 09:57 PM

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Didn't I tell you that somethin' smelled fishy?

A BUCKEYE ABROAD

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 09:58 PM

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The Rules, Part 2: An Ugly Man's Guide to Bagging the Woman of Your Dreams

Edited by amsterdamaged, 15 September 2008 - 02:25 AM.

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--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--

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Posted 14 September 2008 - 11:01 PM

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Conan: "If anyone messes with me YOU"LL be sorry!"

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 02:29 AM

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How many times do I have to tell you not to read the hieroglyphs outloud?!?
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Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:22 AM

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"Ha ! You failed to kill me, Barbarian dog."
" I only used my fist...
Now tell me where the buxom Princess is... or my Axe will kiss your neck." :D

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:29 AM

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" In Mitra's name, what is IT, Conan?"
" Looks like IT's pissed off and hungry..." ;)
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