Conan Films In The Good Old Days: What If?
#41
Posted 31 March 2009 - 05:39 AM
the waves their white crests showed
When Solomon Kane went forth again,
and no man knew his road.
"Solomon Kane's Homecoming"
#42
Posted 31 March 2009 - 12:20 PM

Edited by ?sir, 31 March 2009 - 01:39 PM.
#43
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:45 PM
#44
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:48 PM
If you ever get the chance, check out Jack Palance as Attila the Hun in the 1954 film "Sign of the Pagan." Yea, he was definitely Conan material.
Heck YES.
Here's a (poor quality) clip from the film. There's a great scene of him at a feast, and he just dominates the room: not gigantic in size, but he seems like he is through sheer power of charisma.
Apart from Palance, there are a few old-school Hollywood stars I could imagine. Oliver Reed, for example, with his volcanic blue eyes and panther-like scowl. The aforementioned Charles Bronson & Kirk Douglas too. The patriot in me certainly backs Sean Connery, who ticks all the boxes (though jokes about "Conan the Shummerian" would likely abound) and is probably who I would "believe" as Conan most.
However, one of my favourite "Golden Age Conan" - and completely left-field - is Gregory Peck.
Yes, Atticus Finch as Conan - I believe he could have pulled it off (though I think his quiet dignity and speaking style is extremely well suited to Kull).
From "Yellow Sky". A little more bulking up might be needed, but he's tall and powerful enough, and did his own fight scenes (as Robert Mitchum, another possible Conan, would attest!)
It occurred to me that he would have been a great Solomon Kane!
#45
Posted 31 March 2009 - 05:48 PM
For sinister giants, did anyone ever loom more menacingly than Ted Cassidy who played Lurch in the old Adams Family TV series? I remember him an absolutely freaky nemesis to Captain Kirk on an episode of Star Trek and he also faced off against Gregory Peck in McKenna's Gold.
Cassidy would have made a formindable Thak or Haunter of the Pits, as this clip from the seventies clearly shows. All those CGI proponents out there are obviously way of base. Nothing in modern cinema can match the stark realism of this breathtaking scene:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=N0qefQardXw

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#46
Posted 31 March 2009 - 05:53 PM
I think that Peck probably, as Pilgrim pointed out, would come across a just a bit too... decent (or whatever). However, I don't see "decency" as being "non-barbaric". Again and again, REH contrasts Conan's basic "barbaric decency" with the callous disconnection of civilization.
Back on-topic, there IS a list of Howard's preferred actors over on the REHupa site (a valuable resource for ALL Howard fans). IMO, Victor McLaglen coulda pulled off Conan at least as well as Elmo Lincoln pulled off Tarzan.
My two lunas.
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#47
Posted 02 April 2009 - 02:58 AM
Just because these guys were consummate actors, didn't mean they couldn't do action pics. Most of that second bunch were fine action stars. I can see Oliver Reed as Conan. Stanley Baker would have made a fine Kane. Robert Shaw could have handled a number of Howard characters. Burton could have given Bran Mak Morn or Turlough O' Brien some layers. If the old crowd, I can see Olivier and Mason as Kane.
the waves their white crests showed
When Solomon Kane went forth again,
and no man knew his road.
"Solomon Kane's Homecoming"
#48
Posted 02 April 2009 - 12:41 PM
#49
Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:39 PM
#50
Posted 04 April 2009 - 01:55 AM
the waves their white crests showed
When Solomon Kane went forth again,
and no man knew his road.
"Solomon Kane's Homecoming"
#51
Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:16 AM
One '50's actor who certainly had the Conan look was Clint Walker. I think he was something like 6'4" and had a physique that Warner Brothers was forever showing off in multiple episodes of his western series, "Cheyene." Later in his career, he played a pretty scary villain in Charlie Bronson's "The White Buffalo." Proved he could have had a career playing William Smith type psychos. The more I think about, the more I believe old Clint could have pulled it off.
Let him grow his hair out, and yep, that's Conan alright.

He's also a dead ringer for Steve Corcoran...

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#52
Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:21 AM

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#53
Posted 04 April 2009 - 05:26 AM
For years, Clint Walker played Conan in the theater of my mind's eye.One '50's actor who certainly had the Conan look was Clint Walker. I think he was something like 6'4" and had a physique that Warner Brothers was forever showing off in multiple episodes of his western series, "Cheyene." Later in his career, he played a pretty scary villain in Charlie Bronson's "The White Buffalo." Proved he could have had a career playing William Smith type psychos. The more I think about, the more I believe old Clint could have pulled it off.
Let him grow his hair out, and yep, that's Conan alright.
He's also a dead ringer for Steve Corcoran...
Edited by Ironhand, 04 April 2009 - 05:27 AM.
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
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http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject
#54
Posted 04 April 2009 - 06:04 AM
the waves their white crests showed
When Solomon Kane went forth again,
and no man knew his road.
"Solomon Kane's Homecoming"
#55
Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:36 AM
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in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
- Indian Larry Desmedt -
R.I.P. 1949. - 2004.
#56
Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:43 PM
the waves their white crests showed
When Solomon Kane went forth again,
and no man knew his road.
"Solomon Kane's Homecoming"
#57
Posted 07 April 2009 - 12:06 PM
#58
Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:09 PM
Hell, I myself pasted the pic of nonethless than Iggy Pop, trying to illustrate how in my oppinion Conan should look only, and the very important only, with more size on.
Edited by Munthasem, 07 April 2009 - 01:12 PM.
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
- Indian Larry Desmedt -
R.I.P. 1949. - 2004.
#59
Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:47 PM
#60
Posted 07 April 2009 - 03:18 PM
Look at the lower weight classes of Oly weightlifters for example to see what relative strength (strength related to the bodyweight) means. Just one example to put things into perspective. Naim Suleymanoglu, 160 cm tall, 60 kg of bodyweight, cleaned and jerked a 190 kg. That's more than a tripple bodyweight. However, I wouldn't cast the 160 cm tall guy for Conan, regardless of the fact that the guy probably could move the tank. However, I don't want to see some 200 kg blob such as Zydrunas Savickas for example either, although some say he's the strongest guy in the world overall.
The movie is the visual medium after all, so while we know that real, functional strength isn't closely connected with looks, we have to somewhat give the feel of the power that character posseses. Some of the strongest people ever, looked like the overweight truck drivers rather than top athletes. Vasily Alekseev, Louis Cyr, Paul Anderson, Hossein Rezazadeh just to name a few. Put them on the screen and noone will care how much they can snatch or clean, press, bench or squat or what size of chain they can break. But than again, take someone who look as if he can bang through the cast iron wall, and if he happens to be a solid if not even a good actor if he have the power in presence on the screen, he can virtually leave the impression that he really is a savage brute who can slay a dragon or two while hanging of the cliff on one hand with some chick dangling around his neck.
The Clayburn Moore's statue of Conan is by far the closest to the image of Conan I can imagine, having that beastish rugged and thrashed look of someone who wanders through various lands, went through all hells imaginable with consequences clearly visible on his frame, strong and wiry but not hulkish in the way for example Ronnie Coleman is.
I agree someone have to be a good actor to make a believable character (and equally important if not even more important, the good director) but can you imagine someone like Anthony Hopkins in the role of Conan? Or Jack Nicholson? Or Bill Bixby? Great actors no doubt about that. But to play Conan? Hmmm! Not likely. Something missing?
Edited by Munthasem, 07 April 2009 - 03:42 PM.
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
- Indian Larry Desmedt -
R.I.P. 1949. - 2004.










