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Started by Evil Thoth-Amon, Jun 21 2009 10:19 AM

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#1 Evil Thoth-Amon

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:19 AM

Hi everybody!

I make a little short film (in FLASH ANIMATION) about the adventures of a warrior-sponge cake. The plot is based on Robert E. Howard and have the awesome music of Basil Poledouris.

I hope you like it!!


"The ice-cream giant daughter" (the first 50 seconds are in spanish but the rest of the video have no dialogue).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKCJ1tXMJ8

"Codan" is an spanish brand of cakes. More information here.

Edited by Evil Thoth-Amon, 21 June 2009 - 10:23 AM.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:03 PM

That was great! Very funny! I loved it!
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:43 PM

I don't understand Spanish too well, but I laughed at the AT-AT part. :lol: Well done.

Edited by ?sir, 21 June 2009 - 03:17 PM.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:48 PM

Very cool! I loved the SW inclusion - Frost Giants Daughter and At-Ats. :D

Great job! B)

Codans look like our vanilla wafers. I love vanilla wafers. :D

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#5 Evil Thoth-Amon

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 03:57 PM

Thank you very much!! I?m glad you like it. Actually, Codan look like a vanilla wafers... but without vanilla and with chocolate.

This is the translation of the spanish segments:

"Spanish archeological expedition in the Middle East: June 2009"

Archeologist 1: Come here!!

Archeologist 2: This one comes from... THE EIGHTIES!!

Archeologist 1: Impossible! That means more than 12000 years of antiquity!

Archeologist 2: It have an inscription....

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"Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank the supermarket Atlantis and the years of the rise of the pancakes, there was an Age undreamed of shining kingdoms"

"Hither came Codan, the Zakammerian, of black chocolate, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a slayer, a warrior, with to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his feet..."

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Archeologist 1: It finishes here?

Archeologist 2: No! There is more... MUCH more...
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 04:48 AM

Conan the confection? :)
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 06:21 PM

lol I actually got hungry after watching that. Not a bad attempt :)

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 03:17 AM

;) This was great! I enjoyed it, but let me ask you a question ****. Do you think the new Conan movie should borrow so heavily from the Milius film as this spoof did?
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:06 AM

Actually, it follows FGD pretty well, not the Milius spoof.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 07:43 PM

This was great! I enjoyed it, but let me ask you a question ****. Do you think the new Conan movie should borrow so heavily from the Milius film as this spoof did?


In my opinion the new Conan movie will be more "Milius" than "Howard". And that?s BAD.

Actually, it follows FGD pretty well, not the Milius spoof.


That was i tried! The story is the same. The comedy comes from the design of the characters... and the AT-AT, of course.

This is the poster of the second episode of the series:

"TOWER OF THE ELEGANT"


There is no busty female pancakes in the episode. But in the "Savage sword of Conan" there was ALWAYS busty chicks in the cover... even with the story don?t have any women at all!!

Edited by Evil Thoth-Amon, 16 July 2009 - 07:46 PM.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:11 AM

This is the poster of the second episode of the series:

"TOWER OF THE ELEGANT"


There is no busty female pancakes in the episode. But in the "Savage sword of Conan" there was ALWAYS busty chicks in the cover... even with the story don?t have any women at all!!

I invite you to read my own parody, "Towel of the Elephant" at The Scrolls of Ironhand.

Edited by Ironhand, 17 July 2009 - 12:12 AM.

"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 12:28 AM

Hi everybody!

I make a little short film (in FLASH ANIMATION) about the adventures of a warrior-sponge cake. The plot is based on Robert E. Howard and have the awesome music of Basil Poledouris.

I hope you like it!!


"The ice-cream giant daughter" (the first 50 seconds are in spanish but the rest of the video have no dialogue).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKCJ1tXMJ8

"Codan" is an spanish brand of cakes. More information here.


Very funny and well-done, Enrique! :lol: B) I agree with basically all of the previous posters. More Codan!

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 04:48 AM

Just saw this. Very funny stuff, Evil. Well done!
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Posted 17 July 2009 - 06:29 AM

Just saw this. Very funny stuff, Evil. Well done!

Very funny and well-done, Enrique! laugh.gif cool.gif I agree with basically all of the previous posters. More Codan!


Thank you very much!!

I invite you to read my own parody, "Towel of the Elephant" at The Scrolls of Ironhand.


Itonhand, i already read ALL your parodies.
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