An Appeal To Paradox Petition - Be Polite - 1 pst/Signee - Dups & Rants will be Deleted
#1
Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:04 PM
Gentlemen,
There is an old Jewish saying: "If three people tell you you're drunk, lie down." The meaning, of course, is that there is wisdom in crowds. You cannot have missed the online eruptions that have taken place in the past two weeks with the leaking of the casting considerations for the Conan movie, nor the plot synopsis that just hit the boards.
I do not write this post lightly, nor do I write it tongue in cheek. I am sincerely, urgently asking you to scrap your current plans for the Conan movie and please start over. I know there is considerable economic pressure to pay back investors and companies, and the conventional wisdom in Hollywood is to play it safe. I can understand that, but if you produce a Conan movie such as we've seen snippets of online, you will destroy any credibility that the last ten years of publishing and scholarship have so carefully and precariously built up.
It's probably inevitable that some changes would occur from printed page to silver screen, but what we're all currently looking at bears absolutely no resemblance to Conan as he's been defined in fiction, and to be honest, this strays pretty far afield from even the first Conan movie, too.
My recommendations (and I make them in the hopes that you want a viable franchise that you can build on over time):
1. Stop the current production.
2. Get an REH expert in the same room with the scriptwriters. Have them read the books and instruct them that the Conan stories will serve as the building blocks for the movie, and nothing else.
3. Use this film as a chance to reinvent the pop cultural idea of Conan.
Look at Casino Royale. Batman Begins. Pirates of the Carribean. All of these films took dead characters, dead franchises, and dead genres and reinvigorated them by not playing it safe. Even fans of Conan the Barbarian don't want a rehash of that. We are twenty years older now, and we need something more sophisticated. Bryan Singer learned that the hard way with Superman Returns. This can NOT be a nostalgia project.
We are counting on you. All of us fans have supported your efforts in the past. We have beat the drum and we have consumed and we have become advocates and evangelists for this company because we believed you when you told us you were going to take care of these properties. All I'm asking for now is that you listen to us and trust our opinions on this matter.
Mark Finn
Blood and Thunder: The Life and Art of Robert E. Howard
Still available at bookstores or online!
Finn's Home Away From Home
#2
Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:21 PM
I'd like to add the concern, that a movie with such a flat and lackluster written story has no chance in todays cinema environment, when the biggest blockbusters like The Dark Knight have layers of ethics and a carefully crafted backstory driving their success.
The cinema audience has grown up and is ready for the REAL Howard.
Cheers,
Waldgeist
This post has been edited by Waldgeist: 05 November 2009 - 09:35 PM
#4
Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:32 PM
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Bay Area Barbarians
Conan Fanfilms
#5
Posted 05 November 2009 - 09:59 PM
Thank you,
CJ
BTW, I agree.
#7
Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:07 PM

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#9
Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:25 PM
Terry
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#10
Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:28 PM
Mark, I think you'd better mail your petition to an executive of Nu/Lionsgate, like the infamous Avi Lerner.
Samurai maxim
#19
Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:43 PM
Signed: Curry Roberts
This post has been edited by Amra: 06 November 2009 - 03:01 AM
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