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Which Actor Do You Prefer As Conan?

  1. Jason Momoa (75 votes [64.66%])

    Percentage of vote: 64.66%

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger (22 votes [18.97%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.97%

  3. Neither (19 votes [16.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.38%

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#141 JainkhulTamhair

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 12:40 AM

[As far as One eyes fights in Valhalla Rising I'd have to watch it again because honestly the movie put me to sleep.No such problem with Conan 2011.

Honestly the parts on sea made me sleep, but so did the first LOTR and Conan 2011 .
check out again the first fights before One-Eye goes on sea, they're worth the while, not that Conan should fight the same way, it's One-eye's "instinctive" battle technique which I find conanesque, that and the filming which is leagues beyond the amateurism of Nispel, and there's more gore as well: check the gutting scene and the skull crushing scene (amongst other delicacies).
Look at the battle between the scandinavian tribe chief and the templar in Ironclad, you'll recognize a worthy actor (Kulich) you've seen in another "barbaric" movie and something very conanesque to the swordfight as well.
That's the kind of combats and feel I would've liked to have in Conan 2011, alas it didn't happen, let's make damn sure we ask exactly for this for next time and that someone listens to us, the fans, too.

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 04:25 AM


from rogues in the house...

But the Cimmerian fled, and learning in devious ways of the priest's treachery, he entered the temple of Anu by night and cut off the priest's head. There followed a great turmoil in the city, but the search for the killer proved fruitless until a woman betrayed him to the authorities and led a captain of the guard and his squad to the hidden chamber where the barbarian lay drunk.
Waking to stupefied but ferocious life when they seized him, he disemboweled the captain, burst through his assailants, and would have escaped but for the liquor that still clouded his senses. Bewildered and half blinded, he missed the open door in his headlong flight and dashed his head against the stone wall so terrifically that he knocked himself senseless. When he came to, he was in the strongest dungeon in the city, shackled to the wall with chains not even his barbaric thews could break....

just pointing out there's definitely precedent.

This is certainly not Conan drunk to helplessness. Even drunk, he was dangerous (to himself and others). I picture him, alone, thinking himself safe, and bored out of his mind, drinking to pass the time.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 04:50 AM

Oh man I loved Ironclad...when I was extremely happy to say the least.Loved Kulich in 13th Warrior.Kukich at that time would have been awesome as Conan,He looks the part and knows his way around a sword.I wish someone somewhere would do some kinda photoshoping depicting him as Conan,not that he needs anything sans black hair.I used to think he'd be awesome as Thor too.The shot in 13th Warrior when he dies in battle after slaughtering the eaters of the dead is awesome.he just plants his sword sits down and dies not slain by his enemies but the witches poison.His screen presence just screams badass.I'll agree with you there its hard not to see Kulich and not think of Conan on screen.

I really liked James Purfoy in that too...I wish they would release Solomon Kane here in the US,I really want to see it.I have yet to get the Rome dvds but they're on the list in addition to Game of Thrones.I liked Centurian but have yet to see The Eagle.I loved Spartacus both the first season and the prequel series.I just wish Conan 2011 had done better box office wise.I really like most fans fel cheated out of a sequel.

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:15 AM

point simply being he was so drunk he knocked himself silly and was, for all intents and purposes, helpless as a babe in front of his enemies because he was drunk. it's not that far from what happened in CtB, what was missing? A short fight? lol.

valhalla rising should have served as an inspiration to CtB 2011. It may have had some sleepy moments but nobody openly laughed as what happened when I saw CtB opening night, it also had moments of intense brilliance the whole opening was basically cimmeria and the aesthetic as well, JK is right on the money that is exactly how Conan should have been fighting but besides all that CtB 2011 is an overglorified and vapid video game with a lousy story on top of it all, Valhalla Rising is an actual film.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:29 AM

valhalla rising should have served as an inspiration to CtB 2011. It may have had some sleepy moments but nobody openly laughed as what happened when I saw CtB opening night, it also had moments of intense brilliance the whole opening was basically cimmeria and the aesthetic as well, JK is right on the money that is exactly how Conan should have been fighting but besides all that CtB 2011 is an overglorified and vapid video game with a lousy story on top of it all, Valhalla Rising is an actual film.


Absolutely - a Conan film with the Valhalla Rising approach to fight scenes would be something else. You are right it's a world away from the video game approach of over-large swords and theatrics. If you are going to go with theatrics at least go with the Spartacus TV series approach, that retained the brutality of real life and death fighting with a graphic novel sensibility. But I suppose CtB 2011 was aimed squarely at a particular demographic and that's largely what killed it

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 03:00 PM

point simply being he was so drunk he knocked himself silly and was, for all intents and purposes, helpless as a babe in front of his enemies because he was drunk. it's not that far from what happened in CtB, what was missing? A short fight? lol.


The point that you're missing is that in RitH he drank until he passed out in his hideout (ie: his own home), unaware that the police were going to pay him a visit. If he were drinking in public he would have exercised a bit more judgement. When the police showed up and he managed to kill one of them before bashing his head in a wall, he wasn't just drunk, he wasn't yet fully awake and alert. The difference is huge.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 06:00 PM

how do you get conan having a home? he was on the lam from the authorities, he just killed the snitch-priest of Anu, they were looking for him already and he just added to it, and they had just hung the gunderman so his neck was destined for a noose as well even before the priest killing... being drunk and sotted is not the smartest move he could have made all things considered...the town was becoming what's called hot which is why he was in a hidden chamber in the first place lol...and the proof of fact is that it directly says he "...[i]would have escaped but for the liquor that still clouded his senses..." and he dashed himself silly against a wall. I don't see a huge leap pf a difference, the only difference being he didn't fight any guards in CtB he just sat there. Big deal, there's way more egregious faults and it's a pretty stupid scene in CtB to begin with. If you want to say it makes Conan look like a vapid oaf and a meathead, I'm with you, but that he didn't kill anyone and was relatively peacefully arrested, not so much.

The way the arrest was handled in CtB 2011 was just as ridiculous.

In Rogues, that scene of him running against the wall for the open door made me laugh.

anyway it's a bit silly to belabor, all I'm saying is if you want to pick a non howardian scene in CtB there are about 10 scenes off the top of my head that SCREAM out not howard and the scene where he's too drunk to fight isn't at the top of that list by any stretch.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 12:49 AM

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 12:53 AM

Definitely not the Howard Conan but a hell of a lot closer than Milius's Conan. I think Momoa did the character some justice, I didn't cringe through the whole movie like I did when I saw Conan the Obedient Slave VS the Flower Children of Set.

I liked the born in battle scene and when the young Conan fought the picts I thought " now that is Conan!"

Freeing those slaves in the caravan (Conan the samaritan?) didn't fit the character and Conan would have split that necromancers skull during the melee when he was ransoming the girl. Momoa's catlike fighting choreography was reminiscent of how Howard described him as moving like a big cat, didn't really get the back handed broadsword grip, kinda goofy. Would have liked to see his approach to combat more like one-eye in Valhalla,direct sans fancy sword twirling.

Conan sticking his finger in that guys nose was in character and his chauvinistic evolving into quasi chivalrous attitude towards the female lead was in character as well.

Loved the nod to Frazetta via the scar on Conan's cheek and the necklace as per Frazetta's Barbarian painting.

I seriously don't think the antagonists could have taken out an entire village of Cimmerians, that was stupid.

Really wish they would have just stuck to the source material.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 02:40 AM


point simply being he was so drunk he knocked himself silly and was, for all intents and purposes, helpless as a babe in front of his enemies because he was drunk. it's not that far from what happened in CtB, what was missing? A short fight? lol.


The point that you're missing is that in RitH he drank until he passed out in his hideout (ie: his own home), unaware that the police were going to pay him a visit. If he were drinking in public he would have exercised a bit more judgement. When the police showed up and he managed to kill one of them before bashing his head in a wall, he wasn't just drunk, he wasn't yet fully awake and alert. The difference is huge.

A short fight makes ALL the difference.

Edited by Ironhand, 27 December 2011 - 02:44 AM.

"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 03:07 AM

Though I prefer ctb82 over the new film I slightly prefer momoa as c onan. I still would like to have seen a little more muscle on hhim.Arnold didnt really show that many feats of strength but neither did momoa...Arnolds was prolly overturning the cauldrin of han stew...momoas was prolly using the huge chain to smite the horses... personally I think either would have been fine had either film had been a direct adaption.
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....."let me live deep while I live , know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate , the hot embrace of white arms , the mad exultation of battle when the blue-blades flame and crimson - and I am content. Let teachers priests and philosphers brood on questions of reality and illusion . I know this much ; if life is an illusion , then I am no less an illusion , and being so that illusion is real to ME .I live , I burn with life , I love , I SLAY , and I am content . "

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 03:42 AM

Though I prefer ctb82 over the new film I slightly prefer momoa as c onan. I still would like to have seen a little more muscle on hhim.Arnold didnt really show that many feats of strength but neither did momoa...Arnolds was prolly overturning the cauldrin of han stew...momoas was prolly using the huge chain to smite the horses... personally I think either would have been fine had either film had been a direct adaption.


Good point. Neither film really emphasized Conan's superior strength as in Shadows in Zamboula where he breaks Ball Pteors neck " like a rotten branch". Conan's physical prowess was a constant theme in the stories and should have been expressed in the films.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 05:19 AM

One thing to remember is that Conan isn't impressed with his own strength; he takes it for granted. In CTD Arnold makes a big production about lifting the gate. Conan would just go ahead and do it while his companions are complaining about how impossible it is; then he would say something to the effect that it was nothing special, any Cimmerian could have done it.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!" - Conan, in "Shadows in Zamboula", by Robert E. Howard
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 05:43 AM

One thing that both perplexed and disappointed me in the new film was when conan was holding her from the chain at the end...why didnt he just yank her up and behead zym? Thats what REHs conan woulda done...for conan to lift one petit girl with one hand would be childs play. And in regards to CTD ..all one can do is facepalm and lament.

Edited by SLAYERx78, 27 December 2011 - 05:47 AM.

"Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars--Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingaria with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom in the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a SLAYER, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet."

....."let me live deep while I live , know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate , the hot embrace of white arms , the mad exultation of battle when the blue-blades flame and crimson - and I am content. Let teachers priests and philosphers brood on questions of reality and illusion . I know this much ; if life is an illusion , then I am no less an illusion , and being so that illusion is real to ME .I live , I burn with life , I love , I SLAY , and I am content . "

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:58 AM

When Conan lifts the gate in Destroyer he doesn't do it alone Bombata helps him...In Rogues in the House he still had sense enough and ability enough to kill the captain of the guard and burst through his soldiers,being buzzed enough to knock himself out against a wall is a big difference from being passed out face first in porridge or oatmeal or whatever,He was about as usefull as wet toilet paper to Valeria that way.Funny Valeria had sense enough not to get stupid drunk,what does that say about Conan.So yeah it makes a huge difference to be captured of his own design with the agenda of getting his hands on the torturer and information about Zym.It shows at least he has a strategic mind.There's not much strategy to be found drowning in porridge or soup.Getting captured against his will with no resistance seems more UNCONANLIKE than taking a calculated risk of his own free will to serve his own agenda.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 02:39 PM

One thing that both perplexed and disappointed me in the new film was when conan was holding her from the chain at the end...why didnt he just yank her up and behead zym? Thats what REHs conan woulda done...for conan to lift one petit girl with one hand would be childs play. And in regards to CTD ..all one can do is facepalm and lament.


It wasn't the girls weight that was the problem, it was that she was dangling ten to fifteen feet below Conan and he was lifting her one handed, not wanting to release his sword. He couldn't just pull her up with one jerk, he was wrapping the chain around his arm as he was lifting her.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 04:29 PM


One thing that both perplexed and disappointed me in the new film was when conan was holding her from the chain at the end...why didnt he just yank her up and behead zym? Thats what REHs conan woulda done...for conan to lift one petit girl with one hand would be childs play. And in regards to CTD ..all one can do is facepalm and lament.


It wasn't the girls weight that was the problem, it was that she was dangling ten to fifteen feet below Conan and he was lifting her one handed, not wanting to release his sword. He couldn't just pull her up with one jerk, he was wrapping the chain around his arm as he was lifting her.


On top of that after he takes care of Zym and uses both hands and hauls her up pretty easily.I think you'd have to be pretty strong just to keep her from falling and not dropping the chain let alone pulling her up with one hand which he was doing with a sword inn the other.I also think he displays strength in his agility..a quick explosiveness in the way he moves esp in the sand warrior scenes and on the boat.Strength isn't just shown by how much weight you can lift but also how fast and well you move...saying Jason Momoa's Conan is weak is like saying Michael Jordan has weak legs.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 07:05 PM

Momoa is well coordinated, fast and he looks convincing for someone who had to fight for his surviving most of his life. He moves quickly and have that aspect that Arnold never had which is not the solely fault of Arnie's mass but rather the fact that he is a bodybuilder who only trains for aesthetics and partially for static strength which is more the mass building tool than work on the functionality and while he surely can bench, squat and deadlift some impressive poundages, it isn't his primary goal to be fast, explosive, powerfull, agile.

The things that differs him and Momoa is that Arnold have a presence which oozes power while Momoa doesn't. I mean movie is a visual medium and to some extent, if you don't stand out as an imposing physical stature, you won't convince the wiever that you're an intimidating powerhouse. Some of the best olympic weightlifters which are the epitome of explosive power looks either like the blobs if they are superheavyweights either like pretty much average, or a little above average built, which is decieving regardles of what they can do. Many of them have that muscleless look, but displays some incredibly beastly performances on stage. However, the movies, being the visual medium doesn't care if someone can clean and jerk an elephant through the roof if there's no the powerful presence of him on screen.

In my opinion, Momoa would need more mass to stand out and have this mighty savage appearance even when he don't do anything spectacular. The big thing about Conan always was his presence which gives you the feeling that he is indeed a misfit in the civilised world. A being to remember, someone who not just stand out in physical aspect, but also in something wild and untamed, primal which he carries inside. I'm thinking about his entering in the maul in the tower of the elephant and it brings the recension of an certain metal band I've read to mind:

"This demo tape seems to be a sacrifice to dark, forgotten and long dead gods, a slow stripping of flesh, a white hot needle right into your eyeball – true Torture Doom which flays the spirit and, strangely, leaves you craving for more…"


The character of Conan as Momoa played it seems to be too one dimensional. His everpresent growling start to get to all the nerves you can possibly have. For the flying spaghetti monster's sake, say just one line in normal voice. I somewhat hoped he'll show some of that myrth conan is also famous for as much as his other charactheristics in that scene by the fire with the girl but he just gags her. Ok, you're a badass mother****er who take it from no one, we've got that, but some other emotions wouldn't cut off your manhood for Crom's sake. He is just another one of many busters around only a bit more brutal in some cases.

Another thing that made this movie dead and quickly forgettable is something, ... it probably gets to the light engineer's soul. After watching Nispel's Conan and Miliuses, it's an incredible difference in light engneering. I believe this new movie seriously overblows either darkness either lightness. I don't know exactly what's the issue, so I won't blab about it without backing it up but something is strange in that aspect.

Nothing stands out and leaves the certain feeling. Ok, Momoa looks ok, Ron Pearlman is great, the dark, grim, busted and dirty look is well done, but there's no spice in it. There's no something that will leave you in awe after the movie ends. Maybe it is the director's fault because as I've already said, I'd rather see a totally new Conan story but masterfully done, than poorly done word by word Howard's one. That way, I'll be able to say to myself, oh look, Conan just got into some other adventure in a row, maybe some tale Howard never managed to write or he wrote it but it was lost and now found again.

However, the best thing would be to follow the story and the characther as Howard wrote it but to do it in the best possible way.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 08:42 PM

I'd agree with you that Jason needs a little more bulk,The image of him on he back of the dvd though looks pretty good though.He appears pretty massive there...Not Arnold sized of course but as you said Arnold was a champion bodybuilder..they train for different aesthetics\results.I think with a bit more weight and bulk he could have that might and savage appearance that you think he lacks.

I didn't think he did bad at all with the delivery of his lines..I think Jason did more with his dialogue than Arnold ever did with his.That's not to say I didn't enjoy 82 Conan,I did but you could make the argument that Arnie's Conan is just as one-dimensional.While not perfect I feel Jason gets closer to the character.I've said it repeatedly I wish Jason could get another shot..I don't think he's anywhere near close to the Conan he could be.If they do do another film and they do recast I hope they continue in the direction they've started with Jason someone with a kind Of Vladmir Kulich vibe.Someone with the height,the eyes(blue),the agility....sword skills...all of it.I'm pretty sure everyone would agree that's a pretty hard order to fill.Jason at least checks some of these boxes...with time I think he could check more if not all.

Visually at least,I think the movie hit its mark.The movie could've done with better armor and etc but I thought the cgi was good,I enjoyed the movie in 2d better.I saw the 3d version in the theater.But I liked the Dweller much better than the snake in 82.I would've liked to have seen more of the creatures Conan fights even some of the magic\sorcery he hates so much.A sequel could've been so much better.

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Posted 27 December 2011 - 10:40 PM


The things that differs him and Momoa is that Arnold have a presence which oozes power while Momoa doesn't....


if you ask me, one of the things that lent arnold that presence was the aesthetic brought to CtB. He didn't have it in CtD and that movie had a completely different feel and look to it. Momoa had "it" in Game of Thrones, but couldn't deliver it in CtB...
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