The Why I Love And Admire Conan Thread

Ok, I would like to hear testimonials from everyone, especially die hard fans. I will of course go first.

I love and admire Conan because his decapitations are almost always clean and merciful.
Also I love him because reading about all the fun he has makes my life less boring.
I also love him because he is always there for me.
I also love him because he is smarter than women...ha
I also love him because he can run around almost naked all the time and wear it well

maybe love is the wrong word? change that to totally idolize