For instance, last night I dreamed that John Carter and George Dubbya Bush were leading a Thark raid on a rival tribe (Warhhoons?) to capture green females. The unmarried Thark males could marry the captured females, but married Thark males would just take a captured female to be a female slave for their wives. JC and George WB were in the latter category. George had a great time during the raid,whooping and hooting. The raid was a mass action, but the captured females would then be herded into the arena, and individual Thark males would "cut out" captured females and wrestle them individually into submission, while the Thark populace looked on. The Thark males would dust their hands with ground up salt so they could get a better grip on the females, and if they failed to subdue a female, they would sit there and lick the salt off their own hands so they could at least get a taste of a female. George tried to subdue a big ugly female, and she beat the snot out of him while Tharks in the audience hooted and jeered.
Anybody else have weird, entertaining dreams? I invite you to relate your dreams, or interpret mine or somebody else's.
Edited by Ironhand, 14 April 2012 - 06:29 AM.