If You Could Ask REH About One Thing?
#1
Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:55 PM
For me, it'd be, "So, tell me about Atlantis." The more I learn about Conan that more the Pre-Cataclysmic Pre-Thurian age fascinates me; it'd be so interesting to know what he thought of the murky past of the Earth.
#2
Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:11 PM
If you could ask REH one question or interrogate him on a specific subject, what would it be?
For me, it'd be, "So, tell me about Atlantis." The more I learn about Conan that more the Pre-Cataclysmic Pre-Thurian age fascinates me; it'd be so interesting to know what he thought of the murky past of the Earth.
Well, REH wrote plenty about Atlantis while he was alive, so it's not exactly a big secret to uncover. Have you read the Kull stories, or Skullface?
As for what I would ask him, I'm sure I could come up with plenty of questions if I gave the subect a lot of thought, but I suppose I would ask him about the fate of Conan's women, like Natala, and Sancha, for example, and whether or not Conan made good on his vow to marry Zenobia.

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#3
Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:16 PM
I have, that's why I'm so interested! That gleaming, arcane civilization just on the cusp of imagination is a major thing that gets me in fantasy (be it Melnibone, Silmarillion, Pre-Thurian times). It stems from realizing, as a child, that Babylonean cities were not like American cities at all.
If you could ask REH one question or interrogate him on a specific subject, what would it be?
For me, it'd be, "So, tell me about Atlantis." The more I learn about Conan that more the Pre-Cataclysmic Pre-Thurian age fascinates me; it'd be so interesting to know what he thought of the murky past of the Earth.
Well, REH wrote plenty about Atlantis while he was alive, so it's not exactly a big secret to uncover. Have you read the Kull stories, or Skullface?
You know, my speculation on this is that Conan probably left them pretty well off. If they got into trouble after that who knows, but the ones he liked and who could take care of themselves probably walked away with something of a fortune. Conan himself could have amassed a fortune, but he preferred to be a walking boom economy, I think.As for what I would ask him, I'm sure I could come up with plenty of questions if I gave the subect a lot of thought, but I suppose I would ask him about the fate of Conan's women, like Natala, and Sancha, for example, and whether or not Conan made good on his vow to marry Zenobia
#4
Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:26 AM
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#5
Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:30 PM
Why he did what he did in the last moments of his life is for people who could have helped him get past his personal problems.
Edited by Libaax, 16 April 2012 - 02:31 PM.
#6
Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:52 PM
Edited by Konorg, 16 April 2012 - 06:53 PM.
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#7
Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:12 PM
#8
Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:54 PM
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#9
Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:48 PM
I would ask him if Conan did indeed stride out of the west to stand by his Son Conn's side in defense of Aquilonia.
Sorry to be a stickler, but since Conn was an invention of deCamp and Cater, we already know the answer to that question: no.

Money and muscle, that's what I want; to be able to do any damned thing I want and get away with it. Money won't do that altogether, because if a man is a weakling, all the money in the world won't enable him to soak an enemy himself; on the other hand, unless he has money he may not be able to get away with it.
--Robert E. Howard to Harold Preece, ca. June 1928--
#10
Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:54 PM
#11
Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:17 AM
I'd ask for a detailed outline of his biography.
I'll second that. Just to sit and listen to him tell the story of his life, with as much embellishment and embroidery as he pleases, would be marvelous. I wouldn't pry or contradict; I'd just let a master storyteller weave his art.
#12
Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:36 AM
It always reminds me of what Ayn Rand said when she was asked what she thought of suicide, "Who knows how much a man can bear?"I would ask him why he committed suicide. Why didn't he stick it out?
#13
Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:53 AM
Also I'd like to know what he thought about that up and coming kid from Detroit who just beat Primo C.arnera and Max Baer.
#14
Posted 21 April 2012 - 04:30 AM
My fear is what we are missing would make us all nuts.
Might be better off to ask if he ever got past second base with Miss Price,just think of the black eye that might get you.
Ask him to tell me a story...just anything...just tell me a good one.
#15
Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:39 PM
And how many times did you come very close to suicide in your short lifetime?
What countries would you like to visit [ outside the USA ] if you could, and why ?
Who was your fave beautiful woman in your private fantasies: an actress; filmstar; singer ?
What do you think of the 'feeble-silly-wimps' who have always failed miserably to bring your 'Conan' character faithfully onto films?
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I could talk with him, and listen to him for many hours, if that dream could come true. ]
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#16
Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:51 PM
Ok, with this last one I went more ito the talking to Howard's spirit or something.
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
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#17
Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:47 AM
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
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#18
Posted 03 June 2012 - 11:06 AM
Edited by Munthasem, 03 June 2012 - 11:06 AM.
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
- Indian Larry Desmedt -
R.I.P. 1949. - 2004.
#19
Posted 04 June 2012 - 07:34 AM
I've got this scenario running in my head, where Hester is a little bit healthier, Bob goes off to war, gets the message about her death while he is at the front, grits his teeth, and keeps on soldiering.
"... you speak of Venarium familiarly. Perhaps you were there?"
"I was," grunted [Conan]. "I was one of the horde that swarmed over the hills. I hadn't yet seen fifteen snows, but already my name was repeated about the council fires." - "Beyond the Black River", by Robert E. Howard
Read my Conan screenplays at The Scrolls of Ironhand (in particular my transcription of THE FROST GIANT'S DAUGHTER in Act II of "The Snow Devil") at
http://www.scrollsof...d.us/index.html or at
http://www.delicious...ic=ConanProject
#20
Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:34 PM
In my opinion, the war would either drive him over the edge into insanity and he'd eventually lose his final touch with reality, probably heroically dying bursting onto enemy barehanded, maybe even thinking he actually is Conan or some other character like that or he'd just vince and become tougher and more aware of the situation and do everything he could to survive, which probably would drive his writings into some different direction.
Edited by Munthasem, 04 June 2012 - 11:01 PM.
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming?.. WOO HOO?. What a RIDE!?
- Indian Larry Desmedt -
R.I.P. 1949. - 2004.











