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My Information

Member Title:

In Memoriam: 2005-2009. Bastard son of a thousand nations!

Age:

100 years old

Birthday:

August 16, 1910

Gender:

Location:

Suburb of Detroit

Interests:

Trying to not live like a wolf .
( - If ya can't fight it ,
eat it , or screw it ,....
.....- then piss on it ! )

sharp pointy stuff ,

amateurboxing (24-0 undefeated)

bending barbells ,

mountainbiking ,

alligatorwrestling ,

hunting my doppelganger
who I am sure steals everything I own ,
but then replaces it all with exact duplicates ,

drawing ,

drawing blades ,

painting ,

panting ,

paining ,

reading waaayyy too much ,

breeding endangered reptiles
for wild release ,

researching forbidden
alchemical formulae ,

& perfecting absinthe.
" QUAFF ,.....
....OH QUAFF THIS KIND NEPENTHE !! "

trying to learn this dumb h.t.m.l. stuff
for posting links & pic.s ,

smacking my noggin 'gainst the
wall when I feel I need a buzz .

and lastly ,
My better half .
who alas didn't like
my long-winded
account of our
world-shaking romance
and my undying devotion
and worship of the ground
she hovers over and
stomps around on .
( Well , actually it sounded
more like "What the hell did
you write all this crap
about me for ?!?
TAKE IT OFF !! " )
Thus ended what was
this coarse brutes closest
thing to a love-poem
HAH .